Well, after weeks of walking round the supermarket listening to “Slade”, Christmas IS actually just around the corner.

Many a reputation has been humbled at the annual embarrassment festival known as the “office party” and I would strongly advise you to forward this email to anyone who you feel may be at risk…. If anyone wants a word format ready to print out, please contact Sharp End Training.

Memorandum
Your company address here

December

RE: Christmas Office Party

Dear ________.
Seasons greetings to you all!

I am sorry to be absent from work today. I am ill with alcohol/food (delete as appropriate) poisoning, and have been under the weather since the Christmas office party, ______ days ago.

Thus, I can not speak to you all in person, today/this week/ever again.

A Merry Christmas and New Year to you all, except _________ in __________ department.
At the Christmas office party, I sincerely hope that __________ didn’t have too much to drink,
get off with ___________ and __________ in the taxi on the way home, and, later get in to trouble with the police by not only __________, but also shouting __________ is a ___________ just like ___________ and I’ve seen _______ waiting in line outside ________ and I’ve heard that __________ always boogies to YMCA by Village People.

I hope that you enjoy the attached present, and I suggest that you stick the ___________ in your ___________.
All the best.
Yours,

Signed on behalf of _____________.

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